JWoww Down For Beating Cookie's A$$ Again

One good ass-whomping deserves another. At least that's JWoww's take on her possible girl-on-girl TNA Wrestling rematch with Cookie.
The Jersey Shore star is game for round two against the sad excuse for a wrestler who JWoww kicked the living crap out of just last week.
Cookie, an angry little Snooki look-alike, has been talking serious smack for a girl who just got demolished, saying JWoww's too chicken.

COOKIE CRUMBLES: JWoww guarantees it. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Sources say JWoww would revel in doing it again, though. "Cookie didn't even get one good punch in with her," a Woww insider told TMZ.
"JWoww would absolutely be down for a rematch with that trash."
No word on when the two will go at it, but odds are that it'll happen - and she'll perform better than The Situation on Dancing With the Stars.

Melissa Rycroft: Expecting Baby Girl!

Melissa Rycroft was probably seeing red for a time after Jason Mesnick rejected her on The Bachelor in favor of Molly Malaney. But now she's thinking pink!
She and husband Tye Strickland are expecting a girl!
The pregnant reality star broke her silence on the little one's gender, revealing to The Talk that her first child, due in February, will be of the female variety.

So much to celebrate for recently-married Tye and Melissa.

Presented with pink and blue-themed presents by co-hosts Julie Chen, Sara Gilbert and Leah Remini as they guessed the sex of the baby, Melissa Rycroft said, "Of the gifts in my lap, I think I'm going to take home ... the pink!"
Congratulations again!

Happy Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

That isn't the number of red carpets Kim Kardashian stood on this month, nor is it the number of takes it took her and Ray J to get their sex tape just right. It is isn't even the number of birthday parties this talentless celeb threw for herself in preparation for a milestone.
Instead, it's the age Kim turns today.
 Indeed, the reality star started to celebrate the big day last week, attending parties in her honor on back-to-back nights in Las Vegas and New York City. She then received a date with a douchebag as an early present.

Kristian Herzog: Oksana Grigorieva Bodyguard, Boyfriend, Tell-All Book Author?

Oksana Grigorieva's bodyguard Kristian Herzog says he's had a close relationship with her since May. Like, really close. Unprofessionally close. He's smashed that!
So he says, anyway, and while you can't trust anything connected with O.G. in any way really, the tell-all book he's writing about her should be an interesting read.
As she fights for custody and accuses her baby daddy of domestic violence, Herzog promises the book will blow the lid off the Mel Gibson case too. Why?

Kristian Herzog knows about Oksana Grigorieva's body, if you know what we mean. We mean he's a bodyguard. And we mean sex. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Herzog is claiming he has more than 1,000 text messages and emails in which he communicates with Oksana about the case - evidence (hello, Mel Gibson tapes!), witnesses, legal strategy, conflicts between the players, etc.
The bodyguard was recently ordered to stay away from Oksana and Mel's daughter, Lucia, because of a criminal record involving guns, so his credibility is shaky.
Still, he was with her 24/7 for some time and tells people close with the case he dated Oksana Grigorieva for months and still communicates with her daily.
He never signed a non-disclosure agreement, either, so game on!

THG Caption Contest Winner: Dear John ...

It was a Caption Contest waiting to happen.
From the moment Taylor Swift released "Dear John," her latest single and thinly-veiled John Mayer condemnation, the floodgates opened. But who won?
That distinction goes out to Emma, with honorable mentions going to Nicole Frett, Leo and Bev. The winning entry appears below. Thanks for playing!

Adriana Lima Presents... the $2 Million Bra!

It requires a lot to take one's eyes off Adriana Lima... but a $2 million bra will do the job.
At the Victoria's Secret store in SoHo yesterday, the model unveiled just such an item. She donned a piece of lingerie estimated at that amount and encrusted with 142 carats of white diamond, saphire and topaz stones.
Lima first wore the aptly-named Fantasy Bra in 2008, while Marisa Miller sported it 2009. The cost got us thinking: What would you spend $2 million on?

Could Lindsay Lohan Spend a YEAR in Jail?

Elden Fox has a reputation as a fair justice, but one with limited or no

patience for defendants if there is any inclination that one has violated his orders.
He's ordered Lindsay Lohan to appear in person at her hearing Friday, even though she's now in rehab and is not planning to dispute her failed drug test(s).
These two facts have Team Lindsay extremely concerned.

THE BELL TOLLS FRIDAY: Lindsay Lohan has reason to worry.

Sources say that after all she's pulled, Fox could sentence Lohan to a year behind bars when she appears for her probation violation hearing tomorrow.
Since she was already on probation when she failed the test that landed her back in rehab (after a few hours behind bars), he has enough legal leeway.
"Even though Judge Fox has said that any failed drug test would result in an automatic 30 days behind bars, he could go beyond that," a source said.
"Beyond that" could mean flat out terminating her probation.