Loredana Jolie Book: Tiger Woods is a Sexual Freak, Elin Nordegren is a Loveless Gold-Digger

Tiger Woods enjoyed threesomes with women, fantasized about men and was stuck in a marriage to an uncaring, sexless gold digger in Elin Nordegren.
So claims Loredana Jolie, one of his many mistresses, in her new book!
Unlike Devon James' tale of the Tiger Woods sex tape (which actually starred stand-in Teneal Goyco), some of what Loredana discusses in her memoir - The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion - many actually be true!

PUMPED: Loredana says Tiges was - about girl-on-girl action and more!

"He liked to watch girl-on-girl, and the girls would occasionally join us," Loredana Jolie says of Tiger, noting that his fantasies included men. "I'd make him fantasize. I'd ask about if I had another guy [with us]. It kind of turned him on."
"He didn't say he would try it. But it would turn him on."
The gossip memoir goes on sale next month, ahead of the first anniversary of the Thanksgiving SUV crash that blew the lid off Woods' sex shenanigans.
Woods, she gushes, was a sex machine, but one with a heart of gold. He is "largely endowed" and "safe sex with him was definitely champion status."
Good to know, Loredana Jolie. Definitely good to know.
"When I was having my relationship with Tiger, I was like on the seventh cloud from a sexual perspective," she raves, apparently confusing the phrases cloud nine and seventh heaven. "There is no doubt [that] Tiger was awesome in bed."
Jolie, whose real name is Loredana Ferriolo, also reveals that Tiger "loved kissing" and "used to convince me to send him sexy text messages and pictures," and suggested that sometimes a second woman would join them in bed.
"Men like to watch girls on girls," she writes, hinting at his dark side. "Tiger was kind of addicted to pills, I saw him taking sleeping pills and painkillers. He had a severe sleeping disorder and he could not sleep at night," she says.
She also eviscerated Elin Nordegren, Tiger's now ex-wife and mother of his kids, questioning her motives and blaming her for Tiger's serial cheating.
"Obviously they didn't have such a close relationship because if I was in his house where the hell was she?" she rants. "If I had my husband, I would make sure I know [who] was coming to my house. At that point I started realizing it was more a less [sic] financial reasons why they were married - she was in it for the money."
Between 2006 and 2008, Jolie claims, she hooked up with Tiger Woods about 20 times but accepted money only once - $15,000 used to pay bills.
While claiming she also "teased" Michael Jordan and Bruce Willis but never made it to the sack with them, she says her call girl diary includes some of the planet's wealthiest and most famous men. Yet it's Tiger Woods she longs for.
"I changed my number when news broke about our relationship several times. I'm sure if my number was the same we would be in touch," she insists.
That's probably true. For $15,000 total, 20 nights of pleasure is a decent deal by A-list call girl standards, especially with girl on girl action included.

Jenna Von Oy and Brad Bratcher: Married!

Former Blossom star Jenna Von Oy has gotten married!
The actress, who played Six on the aforementioned sitcom, wed Brad Bratcher, a Dell computer data consultant, on October 10 in her hometown of Newtown, Conn.
Dog Bruiser was the ring bearer, and guests included Kal Penn and Dule Hill. "We're so happy," she said. "My mom told me never to meet a man at a bar, so I did!"

Congratulations to Jenna Von Oy and her new husband!

Jenna Von Oy and Brad Bratcher met at a Nashville wine bar, where they bonded over their love of Nobel Prize-winning novelist Gabriel García Marquez.
That was 2008. They got engaged this past New Year's Eve.
Now a musician, Von Oy wrote a song for the couple's second dance - their first was to Train's "Marry Me." Hearing it, "He looked at me and his eyes welled up. We knew it would be a wonderful day. But it more fun than we ever expected!"

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal: Spotted Around NYC!

Is the world ready for Gyllenswift?
According to witnesses, Taylor Swift was backstage at Saturday Night Live this weekend, supporting friend and host Emma Stone. But the singer wasn't alone: Jake Gyllenhaal was by her side.
“She looked like she was dreaming while she was there," reports Lainey Gossip. "And they left together. And they’ve been seen all around New York together: brunch, shopping, what people do when they start dating."

What do you think of the potential for Gyllenswift/Swyllenhaal?

Swift has been in the news a lot lately, mostly because her new album comes out today, but also because at least one of the singles off it is clearly dedicated to John Mayer. And not in a good way.

In other words: if this rumor is true, the 29-year old Gyllenhaal - who dated Reese Witherspoon for two years - might wanna be careful. He doesn't want Taylor to title a song "Dear Jake" on her next CD.

Nanny Peaces Out on "Control Freak" Kate Gosselin

Ariel Cantara suffered the misfortune of working as a nanny under the regime of Kate Gosselin. Past tense. Girl up and quit! Why? Because Kate's a control freak.
"Kate is not the easiest person to deal with," an insider tells Life & Style. "She drove Ariel insane. Kate's controlling and a neat freak. No wonder Ariel quit."
Ariel isn't the first nanny to give Kate the kiss-off, either. At this rate, Kate may soon have to - gasp! - actually be a parent and available to her offspring.

THE WICKED WITCH OF EASTERN PENNSYLVANIA: Crazy Kate Gosselin drives the nannies away like ... well, like she did her husband. No one can hang.

"She has gone through 11 nannies and tons of helpers in the past few years," a source says. "Shifts can last up to 24 hours, and you have to go on trips with the family. Sleepovers are often required, and there is no schedule with days off."
"You just work. You do what Kate says she needs you to do."
Jon Gosselin's arrangement with her was similar at least.
The upside of Ariel bailing? Saving money. The downside? No one to watch the kids during Kate's marathon salon appointments and attempts to be famous.
"Kate is just not available," says the insider. "She never plays with them and is constantly busy with her affairs. That's why she always needs a nanny!"
Poor Mady, Cara, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel.

Playboy Makes Pitch For Oksana Grigorieva Nude

Oksana Grigorieva may have the chance to get much more off her chest than just the Mel Gibson tapes. We're talking about taking her clothes off for Playboy.
This isn't just speculation. The men's magazine has made her an official offer to take it all off for a "full nude" spread and the cover of an upcoming issue!
Playboy is willing to fork over $75,000 for Oksana, which could be a pretty enticing offer for a struggling musician looking for some non-extortion/Mel PR.

This is the likely what Playboy has in mind. Only less clothed.

No word on whether Oksana Grigorieva is considering the move, but with her significant legal debt and love of publicity, it could be a golden opportunity for her.
Fun fact: JWoww from Jersey Shore recently turned down Playboy and their offer to her was $400,000! That means she's more than four times more bankable.
Eh, we can see it. This is Oksana Grigorieva, people. You're competing with no one if you're Playboy. It's a business like anything else. Lowball away.

Teresa Giudice Throws Down with Brother, Cameras Capture Chaos

As previously reported, Tamra Barney and Jeana Keough got into a major fracas at a Real Housewives of Orange County wrap party on Saturday.
But these two weren't the only Bravo reality stars to pretend to fight for the camera this weekend.
According to Radar Online, Teresa Giudice attended the christening of her nephew yesterday afternoon, as hosted by her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga and her husband, Joey, both of whom will appear on The Real Housewives of New Jersey next season.

Following the baptism, which Teresa attended alone, the Housewife brought husband, Joe, and the couple's four children to a post-church reception. With cameras now rolling, she went up to congratulate her brother - who reportedly rebuffed the offer, saying:
"Now you want to congratulate me after all this time? Now you want to be nice to me? Your husband didn't even come to the church and you show up an hour late!"
Teresa's husband soon stepped in and things got physical between him and Joey Gorga.
"Once again Teresa ruined a perfect day," said an attendee. "She took memories from the Gorga children and family, and took a day that was not about her and making it about her. And her husband is the crazy one who got up and started to start a physical fight."
Guests were screaming as the confrontation turned ugly, sources say. Punches and curses flew. Yelled Joe Giudice of his nemesis:
"I'll kill that f**king midget!"
Another guest says Teresa's dad grew so upset and sweaty that he had to be escorted from the premises, with many concerned about his health.
"Teresa's children Gia and Gabriella were hysterically crying," said the insider. "Melissa's daughter Antonia was also upset. Kids were running around crying, screaming and hiding."
But not the Bravo cameramen, don't worry! They remained in place, capturing all the action and likely patting everyone on the back afterward for following the script so perfectly.

SNL Presents: Brett Favre Jeans, Open Fly Style!

Embattled Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has certainly been in the news a lot lately, with all the errant passes he's made on and off the field!
Under investigation by the NFL for voicemails and lewd pics allegedly sent to reporter Jenn Sterger, Favre admits hollering, but denies sexting any photos.
This weekend, Saturday Night Live lampooned the legendary QB and Wrangler jeans spokesman with a faux line of pants he can endorse going forward ...

NO FLY ZONE: Brett Favre's just too covered up here.

Cast member Jason Sudekis, shown playing touch football in a pair of denims with the crotch blurred out, spoofs Favre and Wrangler's "Open Fly" jeans.
"I've tried all kinds of jeans – button fly, zipper fly, you name it. But nothing works better than the all-new, open-fly jeans from Wrangler," says faux Brett.
The joke jeans ad notes that the pants are the first of their kind to feature no fly whatsoever, "an ultra-relaxed fit, right where you need it most."