Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin: Standing Together?

Sometimes u have to fall down to know where u stand.
Such sage words were Tweeted by Miles Austin this week. Was the Cowboys wide receiver referring to his team's dismal record, which sits at 1-5 and has Dallas unlikely to make the playoffs?
Or might it have been a shout-out to ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian, who replied on her Twitter account: Those are some pretty wise words, followed by - gasp! - a winking smiley face!

Might Miles Austin be looking to score again with Kim Kardashian... off the field?!? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Kim has been spotted out with John Mayer and Kanye West over the last couple weeks, but insists neither is an option for romance.

“There are rumors that I’m dating a bunch of people right now," she told OK! Weekly at her fragrance launch in NYC. "If I’m out with some of my friends, I’m automatically dating them. You just have to kind of ignore them and live your life.”

As for a rekindled relationship with Austin? We have our doubts about what these Tweets mean. After all, standing is rarely the position Kim is in when it comes to professional athletes.

Vicki Gunvalson: Hospitalized for Bleeding

Vicki Gunvalson has been hospitalized with internal bleeding.
The Real Housewives of Orange County cast member - filed for divorce from husband Donn last week - will remain under doctor care for further tests today, as professionals try to discover the source of the problem.
We wish her a speedy recovery and will update this story as more details come in.

Will Ashley Greene Corrupt Joe Jonas?

Everything seems fine and dandy for Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas, right? They couple has been spotted holding hands and kissing in recent days, while the former even accompanied the latter to South America this week.
“Oh My gosh! Just landed in Bogota and was met with lots of love and screams from fans! You guys are So amazing! Thanks for the warm welcome!” the actress tweeted on Wednesday.

So, what's the problem? Joe's mother has a small beef with Greene: she fears the Twilight Saga star will corrupt her religious, clean son!

“She’s edgier and older than Joe’s other girlfriends and his mom isn’t thrilled about the situation," a source tells Hollywood Life.

In the past, Joe reportedly controlled his love life. This included dalliances with Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato and Camilla Belle. But "Ashley’s the one leading the relationship," an insider says now, going on about the fears of Denise Jonas:

“They’ve instilled really moral believes in their boys, and Joe has always been the one to push the envelope a little bit. Denise knows her boys are heartthrobs, but she’s kind of nervous of the way Ashley has Joe wrapped around her finger.”

That isn't the major concern, of course. Considering the purity ring donned by this singer, Mrs. Jonas is likely more worried about Ashley wrapping herself around a different body part.

Will Amber Portwood Lose Her Baby?

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is going through a lot right now.
She's been involved in numerous violent altercations with fiance Gary Shirley, and there have even been reports that she's suicidal and/or losing her baby.
Not the case, she says. ”It’s not true!” she tells Hollywood Life regarding the rumors that she's losing Leah. “Where in the world would that come from?”

Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood enjoy a tender moment between fights.

Amber says Leah is staying with Gary, yes, but because she's in the process of moving. It's not safe while she searches for a baby-friendly home.
“I’m in the process of moving, so my stuff is all packed up,” she explains. “Gary does have Leah right now because it’s not safe in my house now.”
Especially since she kicks Gary Shirley's ass so regularly.
Despite the drama, Amber Portwood sounds like she’s ready to leave it behind. Literally. “I can’t wait to move out of Anderson!” she says of her Indiana hometown. As long as there are psychiatrists where she ends up, we support the move.

Capri Anderson and Charlie Sheen: Before the Rampage...

Prior to Charlie Sheen causing thousands of dollars worth of damages to a NYC hotel room, threatening the life of Capri Anderson and then getting hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation on Tuesday morning, he and his friends appeared to be having drunken fun at a restaurant.
We have the photos to prove it.

According to reports, Anderson was on hand because Sheen paid $12,000 for her services, although he's yet to actually shell the money out.

The porn star has threatened to take legal action against the actor, but courts - along with CBS viewers - haven't cared much in the past about Sheen's actions. We doubt anything will be done about them now.

For more photos of this wasted pair, visit TMZ. To express your disgust for Sheen, hit the Comments button below!

THG on TV: From Desperate Housewives to The Vampire Diaries...

Charlie Sheen got wasted this week and threatened the life of a porn star. That kind of thing takes up almost all of our time at THG.
Fortunately, our friends at TV Fanatic have the small screen world covered. Click on the following links to get caught up now...

• ON SUNDAY... Bree had tons of sex on Desperate Housewives, while Dexter actually made us sleepy.
• ON MONDAY... Freddy Kruerger showed up on Chuck, while a friend of Kono's was found dead on Hawaii Five-0.
• ON TUESDAY... Glee honored The Rocky Horror Picture Show, while Abby got very involved in a case on NCIS.
• ON WEDNESDAY... Cheerleaders were auction off on Hellcats. 
• ON THURSDAY... Stefan and Damon plotted to kill Katherine on The Vampire Diaries, while a rape took place on Private Practice.

Relationship Between Danielle Staub and Lori Michaels Deemed "Physical, Complicated"

In July, we asked whether Lori Michaels was the girlfriend or the publicity pawn of Danielle Staub. Turns out, the answer lies somewhere in between.
Sources tell Radar Online that the insane former Real Housewife and the openly gay singer were never an official item - but they did get "physical" together (yech!) and they did have a "connection."
"Lori was never going to put herself in a place where she was going to run away with Danielle," says the insider. "It became a complicated relationship."

Interesting. Tell us more, anonymous source!

"Lori doesn't do crazy. It's been a series of things. The truth is they both tried to make the relationship work on many levels... Danielle does her thing and Lori does hers. Lori appreciates the goodness when Danielle was able to give it, and I'm sure she appreciates what Lori has done."

What Lori did, of course, was enable Staub to extend her 15 minutes of fame and exploit the gay community in a despicable manner.

What caused the pair to go their separate ways? "The Danielle Staubness," this acquaintance says, concluding:

"Danielle's an all-or-nothing person and maybe it'll have to be the nothing because Lori's not dealing with the all."